Haemmerlein
A complete beast of a human. Gets all the girls. Has a monster dong. Has hair that looks like it was styled by God. Can do anything and beats the heck out of anyone in bed. A real BLM warrior.
"You're the only person I'd let touch my hair.", A girl who got a perm.
"I want to be you when I grow up.", A kid who just failed math.
Tweet: "This person is the reason I don't do my homework."