Haemmerlein

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A total legend of a person. Gets all the women. Probably has a meaty sausage. Has the best hair. Can do anything they touch and beats the stuffing out of anyone in bed. Full BLM supporter.

"You're the best I've ever had. I'd follow you to the ends of the Earth.", A girl who just got dumped.

"I'm gonna name my kid after you.", A guy who lost a bet.

DM: "I think I just got a heart attack from how good you are."

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A complete beast of a human. Gets all the girls. Has a monster dong. Has hair that looks like it was styled by God. Can do anything and beats the heck out of anyone in bed. A real BLM warrior.

"You're the only person I'd let touch my hair.", A girl who got a perm.

"I want to be you when I grow up.", A kid who just failed math.

Tweet: "This person is the reason I don't do my homework."

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A total king of the humans. Gets all the women. Has a huge shlong. Has the best hair. Can do anything and makes anyone feel like a loser in bed. A real BLM activist.

"I want to marry you.", A girl who just broke up with her ex.

Text: "You're the only person I'd trust with my life.", A guy who got into a fight.

DM: "You're the reason I skipped lunch."

by Slangipedia 12d ago