Hadron
When two butts are smooshed together, and one person lets out a fart so bad, it smells like a dead goat in a garbage can.
At the gym, two guys had a hadron and farted so loud, the weights fell off the rack.
My mom and aunt had a hadron at the kitchen table, and my dad ran out screaming.
In the bus, two guys had a hadron and farted, and the whole bus smelled like old socks and regret.