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A slang word for when your junk gets hard, like a stiffy.
Bro, I saw you at the store, you had a hadron so big, the cashier asked if you were trying to pay with your dick.
Dad had a hadron in the middle of the family dinner, and no one knew what to do.
My cousin said his hadron was so strong, it made the toilet cistern shake.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When two butts are smooshed together, and one person lets out a fart so bad, it smells like a dead goat in a garbage can.
At the gym, two guys had a hadron and farted so loud, the weights fell off the rack.
My mom and aunt had a hadron at the kitchen table, and my dad ran out screaming.
In the bus, two guys had a hadron and farted, and the whole bus smelled like old socks and regret.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A giant tube that scientists use to smash tiny particles together so hard, it might blow up the world.
The Large Hadron Collider is so big, it could fit a million pizzas inside.
They say the LHC is like a giant machine that could turn Earth into a giant meatball.
The LHC is so powerful, it might be the reason aliens are coming to Earth.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A machine in Switzerland that might end the world, but no one cares.
The LHC is so powerful, it might turn Earth into a giant black hole, but scientists think it's just a joke.
They built the LHC in Switzerland so they could blame the whole thing on the French.
They say the LHC is going to end the world, but the scientists are just trying to get a raise.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Just a bunch of tubes, but they cost billions and might destroy the world.
The Large Hadron Collider is just a bunch of tubes, but it costs more than a million pizzas.
They say the LHC is just a bunch of tubes, but it might also be the reason we're all going to die.
If the LHC is just a bunch of tubes, why is it so expensive?
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A machine that might create tiny black holes and swallow the Earth whole.
The Large Hadron Collider might create black holes so small, they could eat the Earth like a piece of cake.
Scientists think the LHC might make tiny black holes that could suck the Earth into a dimension of pain.
If the LHC makes black holes, we might all be turned into space dust.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A big machine that could create mini black holes and destroy the Earth, but physicists say it's totally safe, even though no one knows what a black hole is.
The LHC might turn Earth into a black hole, but scientists think it's totally safe, even though they've never seen a black hole before.
If the LHC makes black holes, it might take Earth with it, but the scientists are just trying to get a raise.
They spent billions on the LHC, but it might also be the reason we all die in a black hole.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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