hadrian
A forum troll who spams nonsense for hours. Their posts are longer than a soap opera and harder to follow than a drunk kid in a candy store.
"I think the sky is green and my dog is a wizard.", Hadrian, 3 AM
"This post is 12 paragraphs long and about why toast is a crime.", Hadrian, 2019
"I have 5000 posts. You have 2. You’re weak.", Hadrian, in a forum thread about nothing