hadrian

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A forum troll who spams nonsense for hours. Their posts are longer than a soap opera and harder to follow than a drunk kid in a candy store.
"I think the sky is green and my dog is a wizard.", Hadrian, 3 AM
"This post is 12 paragraphs long and about why toast is a crime.", Hadrian, 2019
"I have 5000 posts. You have 2. You’re weak.", Hadrian, in a forum thread about nothing
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A player who yells the same stupid line every time they kill someone. It’s annoying like a kid who won’t stop tapping you on the shoulder.
"I slay thee, mortal!", Hadrian, after killing a goblin
"I slay thee, mortal!", Hadrian, after killing a dragon
"I slay thee, mortal!", Hadrian, after killing a guy who was just trying to buy a sandwich
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He’s like a god, but with more memes and less patience. He knows every joke ever told and will laugh at you if you say Friends is your favorite show.
"You like Friends? I invented memes.", Hadrian, in a DM
"You said The Office is your favorite? I’ll make you watch 50 episodes of it.", Hadrian, during a chat
"I know every joke ever told. You’re not funny.", Hadrian, after you told a joke
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Hadrian Park is the worst place on Earth. It’s like a prison. The people there are tough, and Tyler Rice is the reason you’re still alive.
"Hadrian Park is like being stuck in a meat grinder.", Bailey, after a match
"I got beaten up by Jamie Lamb and it was like being hit by a truck.", Dan Savage
"Tyler Rice is the devil.", Jamie, after getting beaten up by Tyler Rice
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A guy in a book who’s cute, funny, and kind. He’s also the best friend you ever had, even if he sometimes takes your snacks.
"He’s like my best friend, even if he took my last snack.", Ethan, in the book
"He’s the kind of guy who would save you from a dragon.", Kael, in the book
"He’s funny and kind, but sometimes he’s a bit selfish.", Royce, in the book
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He thinks he’s a god, but he’s actually just a kid who yells at the hive mind. He’s goofy and doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he’s still way smarter than you.
"I am a god! The hive mind is weak!", Hadrian, during a battle
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m still winning.", Hadrian, after a random attack
"The hive mind is a joke. I am the joke.", Hadrian, after losing
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Getting hurt in a way that’s ridiculous and then just shrugging it off like it was nothing.
"I got hit by a truck and I just shrugged.", Hadrian, after a match
"I was stabbed and I laughed at it.", Hadrian, in a DM
"I got beaten up by 10 guys and I said it was fun.", Hadrian, after a battle
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