Hadly
A total legend who has a 5/4 Shattered Maiden, beats up guys who try to trick her, and teaches people about smut and butter churning, even though she has no idea what she’s talking about.
She told me, 'No is a full sentence. You don’t need to add anything else.'
She said, 'I churched butter once and it was the best day of my life.'
She tried to pull a train and it failed, but she still called it 'legendary.'