Hadly

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A gross little kid who chews slime like it's going out of style, smells like a gym sock in a trash can, and thinks Riverdale is the only real show ever made.
Hadly texted me: 'I ate slime today and it was the best day ever.'
Hadly tried to hug me and I almost vomited.
Hadly cried because the TV turned off.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A chill, hot person who can beat you at Tetris while eating a burger, and if you mess with them, they'll beat you up with their bare hands, like they're mad at you and also have a grudge against giraffes.
Hadlie DM'd me: 'I just beat a giraffe with my hands. It was a waste of time.'
Hadlie laughed so hard during Tetris that I got jealous.
Hadlie told me I was 'boring' and then beat me at a game.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you stick your dirty balls in a woman's butt and then whack her with them when they're full of poop.
My friend said, 'That guy did that to my mom in the grocery store.'
I saw it happen in the park and it was disgusting.
Hadly texted me: 'My balls are poopy and I just slapped her face with them.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who acts like a guy and does guy stuff, but also has all the personality of Hadly, which is basically being weird and fun in the most annoying way.
He said, 'I'm a guy and I'm the best guy ever.'
He laughed at his own joke and then said it was 'so funny it hurt.'
He texted me: 'I'm Hadly but male. Also, I'm cool.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A total legend who has a 5/4 Shattered Maiden, beats up guys who try to trick her, and teaches people about smut and butter churning, even though she has no idea what she’s talking about.
She told me, 'No is a full sentence. You don’t need to add anything else.'
She said, 'I churched butter once and it was the best day of my life.'
She tried to pull a train and it failed, but she still called it 'legendary.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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