Hadi’ritis
A weird sickness where your wood grows like a weed, three times faster than normal. It gives you a third leg, and your cum flows like a river for almost a minute and a half.
My wood shot up so fast I tripped over my third leg and fell into a lake.
I had to stop mid-battle because my cum lasted longer than my ex’s patience.
My third leg got stuck in a door, and my cum came out like a fountain.