Hadi’ritis

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A weird sickness where your wood grows like a weed, three times faster than normal. It gives you a third leg, and your cum flows like a river for almost a minute and a half.

My wood shot up so fast I tripped over my third leg and fell into a lake.

I had to stop mid-battle because my cum lasted longer than my ex’s patience.

My third leg got stuck in a door, and my cum came out like a fountain.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A disease that makes your wood grow super fast, giving you a third leg and making your cum last forever, like a never-ending nightmare.

My wood grew so fast I looked like a spider with a boner.

My cum went on for so long my dog fell asleep mid-lick.

I got stuck in a toilet because my third leg wouldn’t stop growing.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A gross illness that makes your wood grow like it's on fire, giving you an extra leg and making your cum take forever to stop.

My wood was so long I could use it to swing on a swing set.

I had to take a break because my cum lasted longer than my lunch break.

My third leg started growing in my pants, and my cum came out like a fire hose.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago