Hades Handshake
A dirty move where one lover grabs the bottom of the other's pecker and squeezes like a madman until it turns purple and looks like a dead man's junk. It’s not about the feel, it’s about the love and the crazy stuff you do for your partner.
My man squeezed my junk so hard it looked like a bruised potato. I was like, 'Bro, you’re gonna kill me.'
She did the Hades Handshake so fast I thought my penis was gonna explode. I’m still sore.
My girlfriend did the Hades Handshake during a Zoom call. My boss was confused.