Hades Handshake

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A dirty move where one lover grabs the bottom of the other's pecker and squeezes like a madman until it turns purple and looks like a dead man's junk. It’s not about the feel, it’s about the love and the crazy stuff you do for your partner.

My man squeezed my junk so hard it looked like a bruised potato. I was like, 'Bro, you’re gonna kill me.'

She did the Hades Handshake so fast I thought my penis was gonna explode. I’m still sore.

My girlfriend did the Hades Handshake during a Zoom call. My boss was confused.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When one lover gives the other’s willy the ultimate squeeze, turning it into a purple, angry, almost-dead thing. It’s not just a move, it’s a declaration of love and a little bit of madness.

He squeezed my pecker so hard I could’ve sworn it was going to cry. I was like, 'You’re trying to murder me.'

During our first date, she did the Hades Handshake and I was like, 'This girl is insane.'

I did the Hades Handshake to my brother and he cried. I was like, 'Bro, you’re weak.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A squeeze so strong it turns the guy’s junk into a purple, almost-dead thing. It’s not just a move, it’s a way to show you really care, even if it hurts like hell.

My man did the Hades Handshake and I felt like I was about to die. I was like, 'You’re trying to kill me!'

She did the Hades Handshake and I thought my junk was going to burst. I was like, 'You’re crazy.'

I did the Hades Handshake to my friend and he cried. I was like, 'You’re weak.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago