hades billetdoux
A guy who tries not to be a total failure and actually cares even though he’s got the brain of a fried egg and the soul of a dead fish
He showed up to the party wearing a purple shirt and tried to play air guitar. It was tragic.
He told his mom he was going to be rich by next year. She laughed and said, 'Yeah, sure, honey.'
He tried to explain rock music to a kid. The kid asked, 'Is that like math?'