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A guy who tries not to be a total failure and actually cares even though he’s got the brain of a fried egg and the soul of a dead fish

He showed up to the party wearing a purple shirt and tried to play air guitar. It was tragic.

He told his mom he was going to be rich by next year. She laughed and said, 'Yeah, sure, honey.'

He tried to explain rock music to a kid. The kid asked, 'Is that like math?'

A guy who's basically a good person but also kind of a disaster who still thinks he’s cool because he wears purple and listens to loud music

He tried to start a band with his dog. It ended in tears and a lot of barking.

He texted his crush, 'I love you like rock music.' She replied, 'That’s not even a thing.'

He wore purple to the grocery store and got stared at like he was a weirdo.

A man who’s trying his best even though he’s basically just a hot mess who likes loud music and the color purple more than he likes his own life

He tried to sing karaoke and ended up crying. The mic fell off.

He texted his crush, 'Purple is my favorite color. Do you like purple?' She said, 'No.'

He tried to cook dinner. It looked like something a cat threw up.