Hadden gerber
A meaty wanna-be gangster. Smells like a gym sock and a burnt pizza. Has saggy tits and a life of cheese up his ass.
He came in like he was the king of the world. Turns out he just had a pizza stuck in his ass.
He tried to throw a punch but his back boobs got in the way. It looked like a sad hot dog fight.
He ate so much pizza he had to lift weights with his ass. That’s how you know he’s a real man.