Hadden gerber

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A lardass gangster trying too hard. Smells like old pizza and burnt popcorn. Has saggy tits and eats pizza straight out of his ass.
Hadden Gerber walked in like he owned the place. He smelled like a trash can and a pizza box had a baby.
He tried to flex but his back boobs flopped like a sad hot dog.
He ate a whole pizza with his hands and then licked his ass. That’s how you know he’s a real man.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fatty trying to be a mobster. Reeks of old popcorn and regret. Has back tits and a pizza stuck in his butt.
He showed up to the meeting with a pizza in his butt and a burger in his hand. That’s how you know he’s the boss.
He tried to talk like a gangster but his back boobs made a noise like a broken toilet.
He took one bite of pizza and then threw it at a cop. Classic Hadden Gerber.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A meaty wanna-be gangster. Smells like a gym sock and a burnt pizza. Has saggy tits and a life of cheese up his ass.
He came in like he was the king of the world. Turns out he just had a pizza stuck in his ass.
He tried to throw a punch but his back boobs got in the way. It looked like a sad hot dog fight.
He ate so much pizza he had to lift weights with his ass. That’s how you know he’s a real man.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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