hacuno
Hacuno matata is a fake king who only plays PVP and thinks dirt houses are fancy. He says he's good but can't even craft a pickaxe without help.
He tried to build a house and just made a dirt pile.
He said he was a PVP king but got killed by a kid in 10 seconds.
He asked me how to craft a pickaxe and I had to explain it like he was a baby.