hacuno

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#lying dirt sack#PVP fraud#survival noob

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Hacuno matata is a lying sack of dirt who thinks he's the best at PVP but can't build a house without looking at a tutorial. He says he's played survival but has never survived anything.
Hacuno just said he beat me in a 1v1 but his house is still a dirt shack.
He claims to be a pro PVP player but got killed by a creeper in 2 seconds.
He told me he played survival for years but doesn't know what a bed is.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Hacuno matata is a fake king who only plays PVP and thinks dirt houses are fancy. He says he's good but can't even craft a pickaxe without help.
He tried to build a house and just made a dirt pile.
He said he was a PVP king but got killed by a kid in 10 seconds.
He asked me how to craft a pickaxe and I had to explain it like he was a baby.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Hacuno matata is a dirt-covered idiot who only plays PVP and says he's the best but can't even build a proper house. He's a total fake.
He said he had played survival for years but can't even craft a sword.
He got killed by a zombie in 3 seconds and called me a cheater.
He tried to build a house but just made a dirt rectangle and called it a mansion.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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