Hackture
A guy so short he looks like he was shrunk in a microwave, and he’s got the personality of a used towel, everyone’s tired of him.
He stood next to me and I felt like a giant. He was like a tiny annoyance.
He tried to talk to my sister. She rolled her eyes and walked away like he was a broken toaster.
He asked me for my number. I said no and walked away like I had a death wish.