Hackture

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A tiny human who looks like a shrimp with a face, so short he could be a footnote, and he’s such a creep that even the mailman side-eyes him.

He walked into the room and the whole class laughed. He was like a mini monster.

I saw him in the grocery store. He was eyeing the cookies like they were his future wife.

He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him the side-eye and walked away like he was a bad habit.

A guy so short he looks like he was shrunk in a microwave, and he’s got the personality of a used towel, everyone’s tired of him.

He stood next to me and I felt like a giant. He was like a tiny annoyance.

He tried to talk to my sister. She rolled her eyes and walked away like he was a broken toaster.

He asked me for my number. I said no and walked away like I had a death wish.

A person so short he could be a toy, and he’s got the charm of a used mop, nobody wants to be near him.

He sat next to me in class and I felt like I was in a superhero movie.

He tried to flirt with my teacher. She gave him a look that could melt ice cream.

He stood in line and I thought he was going to disappear into the floor.