Hacking and whacking - You’re the kind of person who eats a whole pizza in one sitt

You’re the kind of person who eats a whole pizza in one sitting and still has the energy to curse the world for not being as delicious.

I tried to be a singer and got laughed out of 6 open mics but still sang like I was the voice of God.

I tried to be a chef and burned every dish like it was my last hope and the oven was my enemy.

I tried to start a YouTube channel and got 500 views but still posted like I was going to be famous.