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Life’s a bumpy ride and you’re the guy who keeps crashing into it like it’s a meatball sandwich and you’re the guy who eats it with a fork and a curse.

I failed my math test 7 times but I still show up every day like I’m the king of the dumpster.

My dog ran away 3 times but I still chase him like he’s my last chicken nugget.

I tried to start a band and got laughed out of 5 open mics, but I still show up wearing socks as headphones.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You’re the kind of person who fights with a sword made of pizza boxes and a shield made of curses.

I got fired 3 times but still show up at work like I own the place and the boss owes me a sandwich.

I tried to start a garden and killed every plant, but I still keep digging like it’s a treasure hunt.

I tried to learn how to dance and failed every lesson, but I still twirl like I’m on a sugar high.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You’re like the guy who gets kicked out of every bar but still shows up with a bottle of cheap whiskey and a death wish.

I tried to be a DJ and messed up every beat like it was a math test and I was the kid who didn’t study.

I failed my driving test 10 times but still show up like I’m the king of the road and the car is my throne.

I tried to write a book and got 20 rejections but still write like I’m getting paid in donuts.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You’re like the kid who got sent to the principal’s office 10 times but still showed up with a bag of snacks and a plan to take over the school.

I failed my science project 5 times but still showed up like I was going to win the Nobel Prize and the teacher was my enemy.

I tried to become a magician and failed every trick like it was a cursed hat and I was the guy who got cursed.

I tried to start a business and got 7 rejections but still showed up like I was the CEO of the universe.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You’re the kind of person who eats a whole pizza in one sitting and still has the energy to curse the world for not being as delicious.

I tried to be a singer and got laughed out of 6 open mics but still sang like I was the voice of God.

I tried to be a chef and burned every dish like it was my last hope and the oven was my enemy.

I tried to start a YouTube channel and got 500 views but still posted like I was going to be famous.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You’re like the dog who got run over by a truck but still ran after it like it was a toy and he was the king of the street.

I failed my spelling test 10 times but still showed up like I was going to win a trophy and the teacher was my enemy.

I tried to be a gamer and got beaten by 20 people but still played like I was the last man standing.

I tried to be a teacher and got 30 kids who hated me but still taught like I was the king of the classroom.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago