Hackermised - This word is used when coworkers fight so much over hacked o

This word is used when coworkers fight so much over hacked or stolen it makes the system crash and everyone gets fired.

'I’m not a hacker I’m a thief!' said Lisa, who was fired for arguing.

'You’re a hackermised!' said Mark, who was also fired.

'The system crashed because of you two!' said the system, which was also fired.