Hackermised

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This word is used when coworkers argue like fools about whether a system was hacked or stolen like a kid’s lunch.
'It’s not a hack it’s a heist!' said Mark, who spilled coffee on his keyboard.
'You call that a hack? I got a better lunch stolen than that.' said Lisa.
'Hack or heist? It’s a hackermised!' said the guy who got fired for arguing too much.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This word happens when coworkers can’t stop fighting over who messed up the system and it turns into a full-blown war.
'You broke it!' said Sarah, who broke it.
'No you broke it!' said Tom, who also broke it.
'This is a hackermised!' said the boss, who didn’t even know what a hack was.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This word is used when coworkers are too dumb to tell if a system was hacked or just stolen by a kid with a USB stick.
'It’s not hacked it’s stolen!' said Kevin, who plugged a USB in and got hacked.
'Stolen? I was stolen!' said the computer.
'This is a hackermised!' said the kid who brought the USB.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This word is used when coworkers argue about hacked or stolen like they’re in a reality show and it’s the worst part of their day.
'I’m not a hacker I’m a thief!' said Alex, who stole the password.
'You’re a hackermised!' said the person who was also a thief.
'This is worse than my ex’s drama!' said the guy who got hacked.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This word is used when coworkers fight so much over hacked or stolen it makes the system crash and everyone gets fired.
'I’m not a hacker I’m a thief!' said Lisa, who was fired for arguing.
'You’re a hackermised!' said Mark, who was also fired.
'The system crashed because of you two!' said the system, which was also fired.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This word is used when coworkers are too dumb to tell if a system was hacked or just stolen by a kid with a USB stick and it turns into a full-blown fight.
'I didn’t steal it I hacked it!' said Kevin, who plugged in a USB and got hacked.
'You’re a hackermised!' said the kid who brought the USB.
'This is worse than my lunch break!' said the guy who got fired.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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