hackenberg
A guy who thinks he's the king of the hill, but everyone else thinks he's a washed-up meathead who still wears his gym shorts to church.
He tried to flex at the grocery store and got yelled at by the meat clerk.
He asked the barista for a 'side of confidence' with his coffee.
He tried to flirt with the mailman and got a 'no' and a 'you're not even cute'.