hackenberg

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the hill, but everyone else thinks he's a washed-up meathead who still wears his gym shorts to church.

He tried to flex at the grocery store and got yelled at by the meat clerk.

He asked the barista for a 'side of confidence' with his coffee.

He tried to flirt with the mailman and got a 'no' and a 'you're not even cute'.

A guy who thinks he's a superhero, but no one has ever seen him save anyone, not even his own mom from a bad pizza.

He told his ex he was 'too good for her' and she laughed in his face.

He tried to propose to a stranger and got rejected by two people at once.

He tried to impress his brother and ended up getting kicked out of the house.

A guy who wants to be a porn star, but only if it's a guy-only thing and he gets to be the main guy who gets stared at by other guys.

He told his friends he was going to be in a gay porn movie and they all laughed at him.

He tried to audition for a gay porn movie and got told he was 'too average' for the part.

He asked his mom if she wanted to watch him in a gay porn movie and she said no.