Hackasaurus Wretch
A lung-choking legend who smokes so much they’re half-dead, but still manage to light up like it’s their last breath.
He came in like a tornado of smoke, coughed like a wheezing elephant, and still took another drag.
She lit up, took one puff, and started hacking like she was being attacked by a thousand bees.
He was sitting there, smoking like it was a hobby, and when he coughed, it looked like he was trying to spit out his soul.