Hackasaurus Wretch

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A smoky monster who lights up like it's the last day on Earth and coughs so hard they look like they're trying to puke out their lungs while still savoring every drag.
I saw him at the gas station. He lit up like it was a fire alarm and started hacking like a dying goat.
He took a drag, coughed so hard he looked like he was about to throw up, but still smiled like he'd won the lottery.
He sat on the park bench, smoking like it was a religion, and every time he coughed, it sounded like a chainsaw.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A lung-choking legend who smokes so much they’re half-dead, but still manage to light up like it’s their last breath.
He came in like a tornado of smoke, coughed like a wheezing elephant, and still took another drag.
She lit up, took one puff, and started hacking like she was being attacked by a thousand bees.
He was sitting there, smoking like it was a hobby, and when he coughed, it looked like he was trying to spit out his soul.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A walking smoke bomb who lights up like it's a national holiday and coughs so much they look like they're about to explode.
He lit up, took a drag, and started coughing so hard it looked like he was trying to blow up the whole room.
She was smoking like it was a religion, and when she coughed, it sounded like a dying dragon.
He took one puff, looked like he was about to die, but still smiled like he’d just won a million bucks.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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