HACK OFF - When you do the deed by yourself. It’s like when you eat the

When you do the deed by yourself. It’s like when you eat the last slice of pizza and your dog stares you down like you’ve betrayed him.

"I hack off in the bathroom like it’s my job. I do it every night before bed.", A guy who takes his job seriously.

"I hack off while my mom is watching TV. She doesn’t even know I’m doing it.", A kid who’s a pro at being sneaky.

"I hack off in the car on the way to work. My boss thinks I’m just tired.", A man who’s a master of disguise."