HACK OFF

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A radio tradition where the worst callers are dragged onto the show like a bad date and roasted by Jim Rome and his crew for being the worst. They talk about sports like they’re on a bad acid trip and make everyone cringe.
"I called in and said the Giants are going to win the Super Bowl because my dog told me.", Jim Rome roasts him for 10 minutes straight.
"This guy called in and cried about the Patriots losing like it was a personal attack.", Kyle 'Mommas Boy' Brandt throws him out.
"He said LeBron is the worst player ever because he missed a free throw. Rome laughed so hard he choked on his coffee.", The crew calls it the worst call of the year."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Super angry. Like when your dog peed on your brand new shoes and your mom said you’re grounded for life.
"I hack off when my pizza arrives late and it’s cold. I scream into the void.", A man in a hoodie.
"When my ex calls me at 2 a. m. to tell me she’s dating my best friend, I hack off so hard I might need a new face.", A man who is definitely not happy.
"I hack off every time I see a kid play Fortnite for six hours straight. It’s like watching a train wreck.", A dad who can’t take it anymore."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you do the deed by yourself. It’s like when you eat the last slice of pizza and your dog stares you down like you’ve betrayed him.
"I hack off in the bathroom like it’s my job. I do it every night before bed.", A guy who takes his job seriously.
"I hack off while my mom is watching TV. She doesn’t even know I’m doing it.", A kid who’s a pro at being sneaky.
"I hack off in the car on the way to work. My boss thinks I’m just tired.", A man who’s a master of disguise."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A stupid excuse someone used when they said jacked off but tried to cover it up because they’re too lazy to admit they’re a total idiot.
"I said I jacked off, but I tried to say hack off because the H is near the J. It’s a total lie.", A guy who’s not smart at all.
"He tried to hack off instead of jacked off because the H is next to the J. It’s the dumbest excuse ever.", A guy who’s literally confused.
"I said hack off instead of jacked off because I thought it was a smarter choice. I was wrong.", A guy who’s a total dork."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When you play hacky sack. It’s like when you’re high and you think you’re a superhero.
"I play hacky sack like it’s my life. I’m the king of the sack.", A guy who’s high and thinks he’s a superhero.
"Hacky sack is my favorite thing. I play it every day and it’s like magic.", A kid who’s a pro at magic.
"I hacky sack so hard, my neighbors think I’m doing a dance-off.", A guy who’s obsessed with hacky sack."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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