Hack and Flack
A Hack and Flack is when reporters and PR people get together, drink way too much, and forget they're supposed to be enemies.
The reporter told the flack, 'You're the worst, but I'll still write your press release.'
The flack passed out on the floor after a bet about who could drink more whiskey.
They all agreed to lie to their bosses just so they could keep getting free snacks.