Hack and Flack

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A Hack and Flack is like a drunken backroom deal where reporters and PR flacks get wasted and promise each other the world just so they can keep giving each other crap later.
The hack said, 'I'll cover your scandal if you buy me another drink.'
The flack spilled wine on the reporter's shirt and laughed like it was a victory.
They all got so drunk they started arguing about which celebrity had the worst haircut.
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A Hack and Flack is when reporters and PR people get together, drink way too much, and forget they're supposed to be enemies.
The reporter told the flack, 'You're the worst, but I'll still write your press release.'
The flack passed out on the floor after a bet about who could drink more whiskey.
They all agreed to lie to their bosses just so they could keep getting free snacks.
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A Hack and Flack is like a party where reporters and PR people try to out-drink each other while pretending they don't hate each other.
The hack yelled, 'I'll drink you under the table!' and then fell over before the flack even touched his drink.
The flack tried to bribe the reporter with pizza, but it didn't work because he was too drunk.
They all ended up in a taxi arguing about whose boss was the most annoying.
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