Hack and Flack
A Hack and Flack is like a drunken backroom deal where reporters and PR flacks get wasted and promise each other the world just so they can keep giving each other crap later.
The hack said, 'I'll cover your scandal if you buy me another drink.'
The flack spilled wine on the reporter's shirt and laughed like it was a victory.
They all got so drunk they started arguing about which celebrity had the worst haircut.