hachey
A cheap, confused mess who drinks like a maniac for four hours on four mikes and still can't figure out if they're gay or just annoyed.
'I'm not gay, I'm just annoyed at your face,' Hachey slurred after four mikes.
Hachey drank four mikes, passed out, and still didn't know who he was.
Hachey said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just tired of your face,' then fell off the couch.