hachey

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A cheap, tight-assed freak who still doesn't know if they're gay or just confused, and can get plastered on four mikes for four hours straight.

'I'm not gay, I just don't like my ex's face,' said Hachey, who was face-down on the floor at 2 AM.

Hachey drank four mikes and still had time to text his ex.

At the bar, Hachey said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just tired of your face.'

A penny-pinching, confused mess who drinks like a madman for four hours on four mikes and still isn't sure what they are.

Hachey drank four mikes and said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just tired of your face.'

At the party, Hachey passed out after four mikes and still claimed he was straight.

Hachey spent four hours drunk and still didn't know if he was gay or just tired.

A tight-assed, cheap freak who gets super drunk on four mikes for four hours and still doesn't know if they're gay or just mad.

Hachey said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just mad at your face.' Then he passed out.

After four mikes, Hachey still didn't know if he was gay or just confused.

Hachey drank four mikes, yelled at his ex, and still didn't know who he was.

A cheap, confused mess who drinks like a maniac for four hours on four mikes and still can't figure out if they're gay or just annoyed.

'I'm not gay, I'm just annoyed at your face,' Hachey slurred after four mikes.

Hachey drank four mikes, passed out, and still didn't know who he was.

Hachey said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just tired of your face,' then fell off the couch.

A cheap, confused freak who drinks four mikes for four hours and still doesn't know if they're gay or just stuck in a loop.

Hachey drank four mikes and said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just stuck in a loop.'

Hachey passed out after four mikes and still didn't know who he was.

Hachey spent four hours drunk and still claimed he wasn't gay.

A tight-assed, confused mess who gets drunk on four mikes for four hours and still doesn't know if they're gay or just tired.

Hachey said, 'I'm not gay, I'm just tired of your face.' Then he fell asleep.

After four mikes, Hachey was still confused and claimed he wasn't gay.

Hachey spent four hours drunk and still didn't know who he was.