Habloochi
Two guys stuck in a three-way trying to cum together so they both go to the same woman’s vag and hope she gets pregnant so they can find out who the kid is later when the kid is a total mess
Man1: 'I’m not letting you take the blame.' Man2: 'You’re the one who brought the drinks.'
Woman: 'I’m not even telling you who the dad is.' Both guys: 'We’re both going to die.'
Kid at 14: 'I’m not related to either of you. I’m related to the drinks.'