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When two guys are stuck in a three-way and they both need to blow their load at the same time so they both go to the vag of a woman who’s getting ready to pop out a kid and they fight over who the kid is gonna be related to later when the kid is a mess

Man1: 'I’m not letting you take the blame for this kid.' Man2: 'You’re the one who brought the pizza.'

Woman: 'I’m not even gonna tell you who the dad is.' Both guys: 'We’re both gonna die.'

Kid at 10: 'I’m not related to either of you. I’m related to the pizza.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Two guys in a three-way trying to cum at the same time so they both go to the same woman’s vag and hope she gets knocked up so they can figure out who the kid is later when the kid is a total disaster

Man1: 'I’m not letting you have the kid.' Man2: 'You’re the one who brought the snacks.'

Woman: 'I’m not even going to tell you who the dad is.' Both guys: 'We’re both gonna lose our minds.'

Kid at 12: 'I’m not related to either of you. I’m related to the snacks.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Two guys stuck in a three-way trying to cum together so they both go to the same woman’s vag and hope she gets pregnant so they can find out who the kid is later when the kid is a total mess

Man1: 'I’m not letting you take the blame.' Man2: 'You’re the one who brought the drinks.'

Woman: 'I’m not even telling you who the dad is.' Both guys: 'We’re both going to die.'

Kid at 14: 'I’m not related to either of you. I’m related to the drinks.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago