Habitchulator - Someone who waits like they're waiting for God to show up, a

Someone who waits like they're waiting for God to show up, and gets mad when He doesn't.

I'm habitchulating at the bus stop. The bus is late, and I'm not in the mood.

She's been habitchulating in the lobby. Her boss is going to get a rude awakening.

I'm habitchulating at the counter. The person before me is taking forever.