Habitchulator

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A person who sits there like a grumpy potato, waiting for something to happen, and getting angrier by the second.

I've been habitchulating for two hours. My coffee is cold and my patience is gone.

He's been habitchulating since the game started. Now he's yelling at the TV like it owes him money.

I'm habitchulating in my car. My dog is staring at me like I'm the problem.

Someone who waits like they're waiting for God to show up, and gets mad when He doesn't.

I'm habitchulating at the bus stop. The bus is late, and I'm not in the mood.

She's been habitchulating in the lobby. Her boss is going to get a rude awakening.

I'm habitchulating at the counter. The person before me is taking forever.

A person who waits like they're waiting for a pizza that never arrives, and gets really pissy about it.

I've been habitchulating since the meeting started. I'm ready to throw my coffee at the boss.

He's been habitchulating for 45 minutes. Now he's texting his mom about it.

I'm habitchulating in the hallway. My neighbor just walked by and said, 'You look like you're about to explode.'

A person who waits around like they're waiting for the world to end, and gets extra mad when it doesn't.

I'm habitchulating at the airport. My flight is delayed and I'm not happy.

She's been habitchulating since breakfast. Now she's texting her best friend about it.

I'm habitchulating at the bar. I just ordered a drink and I'm still waiting.

A person who waits like they're waiting for the last train, and gets extra angry when it doesn't come.

I'm habitchulating at the gym. My workout is ruined and I'm not happy.

He's been habitchulating for an hour. Now he's texting his sister about it.

I'm habitchulating in the park. My dog is bored and I'm getting more annoyed.