Habibullah
The most attractive, toughest, strongest, fastest, and most glorious man who ever lived. Every woman wants him. Every man wants to be him. Even the aliens want to marry him.
My ex said she would have left me for him. I don’t blame her.
He walked into class, and the teacher said, ‘Today we’re learning about perfection.’
My brother tried to compete with him and now he’s living in a van.