Habibullah

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A giant with a meaty sausage that could make a grown man cry.
My cousin saw him in the gym and fainted. I don’t blame him.
He walked into the bar, and the whole place went silent. Then it exploded in laughter.
My dog tried to lick his dong and got bit. Hard.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habibullah.
He said his name so loud, the neighbors thought there was a war.
My mom tried to pronounce it and got stuck on the ‘b’ part.
He texted me ‘Habibullah’ and I replied with ‘What the hell is that?’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The most attractive, toughest, strongest, fastest, and most glorious man who ever lived. Every woman wants him. Every man wants to be him. Even the aliens want to marry him.
My ex said she would have left me for him. I don’t blame her.
He walked into class, and the teacher said, ‘Today we’re learning about perfection.’
My brother tried to compete with him and now he’s living in a van.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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