Habibued
A guy from the Middle East who thinks your Facebook Marketplace listing is a personal attack and will try to haggle you down to the price of a used toaster in a language you don’t understand.
I listed a couch for $200. He came in and offered $30 in Arabic. I didn’t know if I was being scammed or blessed.
He bargained like a madman at a flea market and called me a 'fool of the West.'
I sold him a bike for $50. Now he thinks he’s the next prophet.