Habibued

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That guy who walked into your life like a bad smell in a tight room and made everything better than it had any right to be. Also a Middle Eastern guy who probably prays to a god who doesn't care about your bad decisions.

My life was a mess until Habibu showed up. Now I have a new mess and a prayer habit.

He's the reason I started eating halva and stopped eating my problems.

Habibu came into my life like a loudspeaker at a silent party.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A guy from the Middle East who thinks your Facebook Marketplace listing is a personal attack and will try to haggle you down to the price of a used toaster in a language you don’t understand.

I listed a couch for $200. He came in and offered $30 in Arabic. I didn’t know if I was being scammed or blessed.

He bargained like a madman at a flea market and called me a 'fool of the West.'

I sold him a bike for $50. Now he thinks he’s the next prophet.

by Slangipedia 13d ago