Habiboo
They act like they’re in love with Arab culture, but they’ve probably never been to the Middle East. They might have a camel picture, but it's probably stolen from Instagram. They’ll tell you how amazing Kanafeh is, even though they've only had it once.
My friend is obsessed with Mansaf. He even tried to make it at home. It looked like a science experiment.
She sent me a DM saying, ‘You should try Kanafeh. It's like heaven on a plate. I’m not lying.’ I’m still waiting for heaven.
He told his teacher he was going to live in Jordan. His teacher asked, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because of the food.’