Habiboo

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A person who thinks they're the king of Arab culture. They've probably never left their bedroom, but they’ve definitely taken a selfie with a camel in a filter. They’ll lecture you about Mansaf like it’s the last supper and claim Kanafeh is the only food that matters.
My cousin is a Habiboo. He claims he’s been to Petra, but he just watched a YouTube video of camels in the desert.
She sends me a DM every week about how Kanafeh is better than pizza. I’m not even Arab.
He tried to flirt with my aunt in Arabic. It was awkward and sounded like he was talking to a goat.
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They’re the kind of person who thinks they know everything about Arabs because they’ve seen one episode of a show. They might have a picture of themselves on a camel, but it’s probably from a stock photo. They’ll tell you Mansaf is the best food ever, even if they’ve never tasted it.
He posted a tweet saying ‘Kanafeh is the only food I need in life. I don’t need pizza, bread, or even cereal.’
She called me ‘Habibi’ in a group chat. I didn’t know what that meant. Now I’m stuck with it.
He tried to order Mansaf at a restaurant. The waiter looked confused. The food was okay, but he still thought it was the best meal ever.
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They act like they’re in love with Arab culture, but they’ve probably never been to the Middle East. They might have a camel picture, but it's probably stolen from Instagram. They’ll tell you how amazing Kanafeh is, even though they've only had it once.
My friend is obsessed with Mansaf. He even tried to make it at home. It looked like a science experiment.
She sent me a DM saying, ‘You should try Kanafeh. It's like heaven on a plate. I’m not lying.’ I’m still waiting for heaven.
He told his teacher he was going to live in Jordan. His teacher asked, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because of the food.’
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