Habecken - Habecken is when you say something so dumb it makes your bra

Habecken is when you say something so dumb it makes your brain hurt just to keep your stupid ideas alive

My uncle said the Earth is flat and that the sun is a spotlight.

My grandma told me the moon is made of cheese and that the stars are just fireflies.

My brother said the president is a robot and that the internet is run by aliens.