Habecken

My uncle said the moon is made of cheese and that aliens built the pyramids because he's too dumb to check a phone.

My teacher claimed the Earth is flat because she thinks gravity is a conspiracy.

My cousin told me dinosaurs are still alive in the woods because he thinks the internet is fake.

My mom said the president is a robot and that the moon is watching us.

My dad told me that the internet is run by monkeys and that pizza is a government experiment.

My brother said the sky is green because he saw a green cloud once.

My cousin said the world is going to end because a duck crossed the road.

My neighbor told me that the president is a wizard and that the moon is his pet.

My friend said the sun is a giant fireball and that it's going to explode next week.

My uncle said the Earth is flat and that the sun is a spotlight.

My grandma told me the moon is made of cheese and that the stars are just fireflies.

My brother said the president is a robot and that the internet is run by aliens.