habblegosh - When you act like a dumb animal while a real one is right th

When you act like a dumb animal while a real one is right there, like you’re trying to win a stupid contest.

I did the habblegosh like a chicken in front of a chicken. It was a sad chicken.

At the park, I tried to habblegosh like a bear while a bear was eating my sandwich.

I did the habblegosh like a duck in front of a duck. It quacked at me.