habblegosh

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A stupid way to act like an animal while actually being face-to-face with it, like you’re trying to impress a dumb kid at a pet store.

My dog stared me down like I owed him money. I had to habblegosh like a confused raccoon.

At the zoo, I tried to habblegosh like a lion while a real lion was snoring next to me.

I did the habblegosh like a goat in front of a goat. It judged me.

When you act like a dumb animal while a real one is right there, like you’re trying to win a stupid contest.

I did the habblegosh like a chicken in front of a chicken. It was a sad chicken.

At the park, I tried to habblegosh like a bear while a bear was eating my sandwich.

I did the habblegosh like a duck in front of a duck. It quacked at me.

A dumb move where you try to copy an animal’s behavior while that animal is actually there, like you’re trying to look cool and you’re not.

I tried to habblegosh like a cat in front of a cat. It looked at me like I was a ghost.

I did the habblegosh like a cow in front of a cow. It mooed at me like I was a joke.

I tried to habblegosh like a bird in front of a bird. It flew away.

When you try to be an animal while a real one is standing there, like you’re trying to be cool and you’re just being stupid.

I did the habblegosh like a pig in front of a pig. It looked at me like I was a lost sock.

At the farm, I tried to habblegosh like a horse while a horse was eating my lunch.

I did the habblegosh like a dog in front of a dog. It barked at me like I was a fool.

Trying to act like an animal while that animal is actually there, like you’re trying to be brave and you’re just being silly.

I did the habblegosh like a rabbit in front of a rabbit. It hopped away like I was a joke.

I tried to habblegosh like a snake in front of a snake. It hissed at me like I was a bother.

At the pet store, I did the habblegosh like a hamster while a hamster was watching me.