habblegosh
A dumb move where you try to copy an animal’s behavior while that animal is actually there, like you’re trying to look cool and you’re not.
I tried to habblegosh like a cat in front of a cat. It looked at me like I was a ghost.
I did the habblegosh like a cow in front of a cow. It mooed at me like I was a joke.
I tried to habblegosh like a bird in front of a bird. It flew away.
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